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The future will be better tomorrow.

Ich wünschte, ich könnte mir die Hölle noch als finsteren Ort vorstellen und hätte sie nicht als Gefühl kennengelernt.

during your last day on earth the person you became will meet the person you could have become

The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a handwritten sign, and held it in the helicopter’s window. The pilot’s sign said “WHERE AM I?” in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said: “YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER.” The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to the airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the co-pilot asked the pilot how the “YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER” sign helped determine their position. The pilot responded “I knew that had to be the MICROSOFT building because, similar to their help-lines, they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer.”